* The Pitch, will run at the Alexander Upstairs theatre, 76 Strand Street, from Monday March 7 to Saturday March 19, at 9pm.
Billed as “a pseudo-musical-super-comedy about corruption and greed”, the production tells the story of what happens when the Afropol Corporation decides to commission a new musical about Africa and makes the mistake of employing the “talents” of Aria Grey (played by Callum Tilbury, right) and Gary Gershwin (played by Roland Perold, left), two washed-up theatrical has-beens desperate to make a quick buck. Tickets cost R90 at the door or R80 if booked by calling 021 300 1652.